After last night, I could never be a politician.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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