Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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