Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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