I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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