Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Help. Why am I so naked?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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