do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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