: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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