my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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