perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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