Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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