people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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