He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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