so explain again why im purple
no
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
