I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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