can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
