Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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