spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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