I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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