but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
God I need to hump something, right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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