They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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