you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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