We won't sleep together?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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