Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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