Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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