My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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