I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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