new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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