In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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