I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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