I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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