So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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