I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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