Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
