i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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