they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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