You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
