She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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