Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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