Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my poor anus
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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