I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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