How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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