found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the day after is always just damage control
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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