It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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