please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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