Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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