I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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