Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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