Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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