I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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