You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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