god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
