Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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