Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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