Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hey! you should come over!
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